Siberian heaven

One day a Siberian dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven. There he meets the Lord himself. The Lord says to the Siberian, "You lived a good life." "If there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know." The Siberian thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the Siberian and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later six cats are killed in a tragic house fire and go to Heaven. Again the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer. The cats answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from dogs every time we turn around. Running, running, running; we're tired of running." "Do you think we could have roller skates?" "That way we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and then fits each cat with beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the Siberian. He finds him in a deep sleep on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes him and asks, "How are things since you arrived?" The Siberian does that ol' Husky stretch, fore and aft, yawns and replies, "It's wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected." Especially those 'Meals on Wheels' you've been sending by.... they are THEEEEEEEE BEST!!!"