*Remove film from box and load camera.
*Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
*Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
*Choose a suitable background for photo.
*Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus.
*Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
*Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
*Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
*Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other hand.
*Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
*Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
*Put magazines back on coffee table.
*Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
*Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
*Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say- "No, no outside!"
*Call spouse to help clean up the mess.
*Fix a drink.
*Sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.