*If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
*Don't go out without ID.
*Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
*Be aware of when to hold your tongue and when to use it.
*Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
*Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective
*When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).
*If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.