Beware!
Upon entering the little country store, the
stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on
the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep
on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed
to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't
look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post
that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people
kept tripping over him."
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